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Penguins Are Good! Except When They're Liberal Penguins!
We'd better find food quickly, or Neil Cavuto will hate us.Remember when conservatives got all teary-eyed about March of the Penguins, saying it was full of "conservative values," it's a parable of...
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Place Yer Bets
Two Stories:Iraqi Deaths Hit New HighBAGHDAD (Reuters) - U.S. President George W. Bush will meet Iraqi Prime Minister Nuri al-Maliki in Jordan next week with grim new statistics showing record numbers...
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Oh, Richard Cohen... you never fail to jawdrop.Daily I read the casualty list from Iraq -- and I invent reasons to make the deaths less tragic. This is a hopeless, maybe tasteless, task, but it matters...
View ArticleHe Still Didn't Get It! Ha, Ha!
I'm with Rox. I'm thankful that I can get clean drinking water any time I like. I'm also thankful that I don't live in such desperation that I have to run for blocks in intense heat in the hopes that I...
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I was wrong.This is the day before Thanksgiving; how foolish of me. I should have known that the top stories everywhere would be the same two goddamn stories we see every year:1. "Gosh! A lot of people...
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Colour
Usually I'm pretty skeptical and critical of advertising, but this is one of the most beautiful ads I've seen in a long time.Even with the clown running through it.(Tip 'o the Energy Dome to my friend...
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I'm Cold, and There are Wolves After Me
As many of you know, I've taken on the bucket of sleaze MSNBC series, "To Catch A Predator," in a few very long-winded posts. (The disclaimer in both of these posts still applies, natch. Please don't...
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"Power Hungry" Doesn't Begin to Cover it
-What do you wanna do today, Dick?-The same thing we do every day, Bushy. Try to take over the world!-Narf!The Boston Globe has an excellent article up detailing Dick Cheney's ongoing Executive power...
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Don't Fuck with the Bubble
Looks like Prezint Touchy McCrankypants is getting upset that his fabricated war isn't the non-stop blowjob he was convinced it was going to be. Goldarn it, where's that constant praise I'm used...
View ArticleEd Rogers: Greaseball
Nice. Be prepared for scads of this in the next few years. After their humiliating defeat, the unctuous conservatives are going to be pulling out all of the stops.Your "Liberal Media" in action. Bring...
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Drivin' for Jesus, Drivin' for Jesus, Makin' all the Lights!
When the luscious and delightfully devilish Blue Gal sends you an email entitled "This is how bad it can get in Alabama," you know you'd better sit up and take notice.As we all know, wingnuts love to...
View ArticleUnhinged Lunatic President Out of Control
...film at Eleven.And no, I'm not talking about Chavez. Calm down, wingnuts.Never one to rest on his laurels, Bush is continuing a six-year run of bad ideas with yet another really, really bad idea. He...
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Just.... wow.Let me tell you something about niggers, the oppressed minority within our minority. Always down. Always out. Always complaining that they can't catch a break. Notoriously poor about doing...
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Via Chet, (via skippy) we have one of the greatest things ever to grace the internets: The gethuman 500 database. Calling a company and want to speak directly to an actual human being? Here's how.My...
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For the End Credit Blooper Reel...
Jackie Chan Injured on "Rush Hour 3" Set Damn it, Jackie... be more careful. Action movies will simply cease to exist if anything happens to you.HONG KONG - Jackie Chan re-injured his chest while...
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Like School on a Sunday
No class.I'm sure you all remember the recent dustup between Jim Webb and Prezint Bulldoze McHeartlesson:At a recent White House reception for freshman members of Congress, Virginia's newest senator...
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News Flash: Knucklehead Manages to Bang Out Column with Forehead
Michael Medved, Townhall's biggest pinhead, has written one of the dumbest things I've ever read.No, seriously. It's that dumb.See, he's trying to raise the old, tired "gay marriage = special rights"...
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Are You an "A," an "RSO," a "MU," or "Other?"
And the Registered Sex Offender Circus continues...(Please see earlier posts for disclaimer.)Part OnePart TwoPart ThreePart FourPart Five...and another life is ruined. (Salon.com link; you'll have to...
View ArticleWhat, Again?
Another kiddie porn addict is busted, and guess what? He worked at a church camp. And more guess what: the guy already has an unlisted phone number; how long do you think it will take this guy to...
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Immigrant Hysteria
This is just appalling. (Bolds mine)Union: DHS Raids Grabbed Legal WorkersUnion officials are outraged over a massive immigration sweep yesterday, which sent 1,000 Homeland Security Department agents...
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